This thing is a beast. It is probably the world’s largest afghan. You see, it needs to be long enough and wide enough to cover a slew of lawn chair-bound-Saturday-morning-soccer faithfuls. Which would explain the fact that it still isn’t finished.
But I am close, people! So close. I am going to try to devote all my free time this week to getting this thing done. See those two little strings hanging down in the front? Well, what you can’t see is that on each end of the afghan are millions upon millions of strings just like those that have to be sewn into the afghan one by one.
Does anyone believe that I will get this done before the next soccer game?
I didn’t think so. Me neither.
Wish me luck.