H: “Mom! Katie won’t let me stand on her butt! I let her stand on my butt and now she won’t let me stand on her butt! It’s not fair.”
K: “I don’t want her to stand on my butt. I didn’t know that I was going to have to let her stand on my butt when I stood on her butt.”
ME: “ATTENTION PLEASE! There will be no standing on of butts in this house. Not now. Not ever. Everyone in this house will, from this day forward, keep their butts and all other body parts to themselves. Good day!”
A note to Kim: I beseech you, loving aunt o’ mine, do not read this post to Mamaw. If you do, it will be the end of her, I just know it. Or, if you do, please replace all cuss words with their acceptable replacements. 😉 You know I’m just teasing you – as I said before Mamaw has, I’m sure, given up on me many many moons ago.