Today I actually put clothes on that weren’t my pajamas.
Today I actually ventured out into the world.
Our house is for sale and we had people coming to look at it, so we had to vamoose. And what did I do with this freedom? I went down to the Spinster’s house and broke something.
Because that’s what we klutzy mama’s do. We break stuff. Most especially other people’s stuff.
I was getting the ketchup out of her fridge and somehow when I pulled it out, I also pulled out the glass bottle of soy sauce. It dropped onto the floor, busted and splattered all over my bum foot and bionic woman hospital boot.
It was enough to make me want to crawl back onto the horrid couch.