Here are some funny things observed around the house today.
Katie was taking a bath tonight and she asked me if I would bring her a book. One of my favorite things to do is read in the tub, so maybe it’s rubbing off a little. She asked me to bring her the Giving Tree. So, I was standing there watching her and she just looked at me and said “Uh Mama, could you go out?”
I said “Oh pardon me, madam.”
Then after bath time, I was painting mine and the girls’ nails. Katie said “Mama, can I have a Franch manicure?”
Later, the girls were running around in their robes. I walked upstairs and found them walking around their room, arm in arm, with Hannah singing “Here comes the pride! Here comes the pride!”
Willie was driving us crazy tonight. We had him neutered on Monday and for 2 days he did nothing but lay around. It was so nice. But tonight he was back to his old self and wreaking havoc all over the house. Brian said “Maybe we could ask the vet to give us a few doses of whatever they gave him at the clinic. That way we could just keep him seduced.”
I said “Um, I think the word you’re looking for here is SEDATED.”
Poor Brian, I make fun of him, but he has a problem with using the wrong words. He does it all the time. He’s famous for it, I think. Once he had to fire a guy at his old job. I asked him why and he said “Well, because he just wasn’t cutting the cheese.”
I could go on and on with more examples. He’s gonna read this and probably pin me down and tickle me til I pee my pants, but I can’t help it – it’s too funny not to share!