Today I heard Nancy my husband scream like a girl. I mean it. He totally screamed like a woman. I was upstairs putting my makeup on and he was downstairs, in the dark, damp basement doing laundry when I heard this blood-curdling, strangely feminine sounding scream. Only it wasn’t really a shrill, high-pitched scream. The sound I heard brought to mind a picture of Lou Ferrigno in drag…seriously that image is what came to mind when I heard it.
Apparently, when Brian was picking up clothes off the basement floor and putting them in the washer, a lizard slithered across his hand and scared the crap out of him.
So, not only do we have a camel cricket problem, we are now doing battle with lizards. I find them both equally hideous and disgusting. Oh and ants now too. They’re invading the kitchen, so I’ve put some traps out, but so far I’m unimpressed with the results.
I’m beginning to think that we should just blow up the entire house with dynamite and start over. I can’t take the bugs!! And lizards. And men screaming like women.
I couldn’t resist putting a picture of Lou in here. Don’t make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry. 😀