Warning: I’m about to talk about a dirty toilet. If you are eating, please go away and come back later.
If you’ve been reading this blog at all, you know that I’ve got this thing with toilets. Falling off of them, being attacked by bugs and dogs while sitting on them, and now this.
As you know, our house is old. There are lots of things that need to be done to it. But since we moved in last August, I’ve been doing battle with the downstairs toilet. The bathroom was already remodeled before we moved in, so the toilet is fairly new. However, I did notice this yucky ring under the rim and I’ve been trying everything to get rid of it.
I finally decided to buy one of those scouring stones and see what kind of damage I could do with that. So today I got out ye ole scouring stone and opened a new package of rubber gloves only to find this…
Yup. Two lefties. These are the kinds of things that happen to me.
I even dug the package out of the trash thinking perhaps that I missed the part where it says “New & Improved for our Double South-Paw Customers!” But no.
And I’m a righty, so that was gonna make it difficult to clean el toileto. But I made do and crammed the lefty onto my righty and away I went at the toilet ring. Toilet ring prevailed. But me, I lived to tell the tale, I guess…
And on a completely unrelated note, how awesome was it that ZZ Top was on American Idol last night?!
And David Cook!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Word to ya motha!