It’s been raining for two days. So last night I went to take Willie out and grabbed my trusty umbrella. It’s one of those huge ones. We were walking all around the yard and I kept feeling rain drops hitting my head. At first, I thought it was just rain blowing in sideways, but then I looked up and found that I had a huge hole in my umbrella.
Such is my life.
How stupid did I look walking around in my back yard with a huge, gaping hole in my umbrella? And why did I not notice it when I opened it? Well I know why. If I had noticed the hole, then I would have been able to spare myself some potential embarrassment. And as you know, that’s just not how I roll.