Remember a while back when I fell off the toilet? Well, today I fell in the toilet! I went to lift what I thought was the lid to the toilet and I was yelling something to Katie who was in the other room, well the lid was already up, but I was preoccupied with talking so I actually lifted the seat and didn’t realize it until I went to sit down and proceeded to fall in! What’s worse, is that I scared myself so bad when I did it that I bit my tongue & now it’s bleeding! If you’ll excuse me, I must go now so I can take a bath and wash the toilet water off my rear!
Me & Toilets Just Don’t Get Along